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(Noun) A tool used to aid in the collection of midgets and or all other small creatures with the intent to steal human souls.
After watching a female midget steal the soul from a helpless child i took quick action. I noticed the midget was heading due west so i used my normal legs, which enabled to move much faster, and went ahead of the midgets path. I quickly set up the Midget Snare and jumped behind a bush. As the midget ran her little foot entered the small loop laid on the ground. The 20 pound fishing line quickly tighted around the creatures leg and with a snap, launched her into the air. She was whiplashed back down and swung with nothing but fear in her eyes. It was the best Example of a Midget Snare ever. As she dangled in the air waving those little arms attempting to free herself i ran out and beat the midget with a stick. After 4 strong hits she released the childs soul and gave up all hope. I put her in my Midget Collection Bag and went on my way to return the childs soul.
by midgets.steal.soul February 11, 2010
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