Midge Mong

1. The perfect name to call a complete idiot who you unfortunately associate with.

2. The perfect term used to get someone's attention when they are ignoring you.

1. "Hey. Let me cruise your poker party this weekend."

"No one wants you there, Midge Mong."

2. "Hey. Hey! Hey!!! MIDGE MONG!!!!"

"What do you want nig nog?"

by bangbangnibba November 7, 2016

Midget mongler

Somebody who brutally molests or sexually assaults midgets or "little people"

"you midget mongler! Let go of that little person! You don't have the right to molest him just because he's smaller!"

by LizardKing1968 December 1, 2011

minge monge

A hairy vagina, often used to insult somone.

Oh, James, you are such a minge monge. Mainly used byChavs in the UK

by Pseudonymus Wretch March 14, 2014

Mingemonger

Minge is a colloquial English term referring to a female’s pubic hair. Monger refers to any trading enterprise. A minge-monger is therefore a term of abuse used to describe a person who it is claimed sells the pubic hair of a ladies.

That disgusting bloke is an absolute mingemonger!

by Colonel Barnaby November 28, 2022

Midgemong

Combination of the words Midget and Mongoloid. Used to describe someone who is both short and animal-like in nature or appearance.

Often used to describe and angry short drunk.

"Get off my back you midgemong."
"What did you say about me?"
"You're literally on my back get off."

by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021

mingemonger

A term used to describe a ugly ass whore who sucks huge cock for a shot of jizz. The whore never wears knickers and stabs herself with pencils. A main habitat of this type of creature is in Hartlepool. They all go to college and like to scream in the Library and read urbandictionary.com

WOW shes such as mingemonger, id let her suck my penis, and id even stab her with pencils in the library!

by Philly M May 19, 2008

midgemong

A term used to describe rather (Short) People, It's a nicer word for (Midget). Midgemong is a word that everyone should use.

Look at that midgemong, I think it's gavin tremblett.

by Nicholas fleming February 27, 2019