Microwave bomb

When your microwaving something and you try to get a bunch of stuff done before the beep goes off and if you cant make it back in time you jump behind the couch because in your mind it will explode at the beep.

Roomie: Dude why does the microwave always say :01 I always have to reset it to cook stuff.

Me: Uhhh cuz I dont want the house to explode from the microwave bomb.

Roomie: ........

Me: .........

by bennyhaha February 4, 2010

bombard with high level microwaves

This is what happens to people when you stand on a chair while wiggling your pinky at them.

Rusty the clown stood on a chair and proceeded to bombard with high level microwaves everyone who passed by. Unfortunately he did not realize that the chair seat was contaminated with uranium 235 and he died of radiation poisoning two days later.

by Alfie The Horndog October 18, 2008