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Michelangelo 

A sex position, not dissimilar to the Eiffel Tower, except with four total people; both gentlemen are going their girls doggy-style, while they kiss each other in the middle. Because of the increased distance, it's not possible for the men's hands to fully touch as in an Eiffel Tower; therefore, only one finger shall make contact, like its namesake's painting of God touching man.
Bro, last night was crazy! Jeff and I took these two sloots back from the bar and we TOTALLY Michelangelo'ed that shit!
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Michalee 

adj. kind hearted and generous.

Noun: A loving person who gives of her time freely not expecting much in return
1. I wish Michalee was my mother, she's awesome
2. Michalee just saved a drowning puppy. :)
Michalee by macksmommy February 7, 2010

Lea Michele 

Actress with the voice of an angel and a body sculpted by God himself!
Heath: "So who is in your Guilt-Free Three?"
Kyle: "Lea Michele, Lea Michele and Lea Michele."
Lea Michele by redraider18 February 21, 2010

Michelangelo 

Michelangelo's a par-tee dude!
Michelangelo by Davey Crockey April 21, 2003

five star Michelin 

Iconic quote by Felix Lee Yongbok but little did he know michelin stars only go up to three. of course God’s Menu is a bop though now go watch it and stream it on youtube and stan Straykids or Bang Chan will jab jab stray kids jab you in the nose with his ✨laptop✨
Cookin' like a chef I'm a five star Michelin
"Mi"e jeongjeomeul jjikgo nune boyeo illusion

K. Michelle 

One of the best, most vocal perfect female R&B artists of the 21st century. Idolized by her ride-or-die fanbase the "Rebels". Her music is perfect for any mood and touches many hearts. One artist of few who doesn't care for what musical charts say. Has a large/massive butt named Betsy.
K. Michelle is my absolute favorite singer. She is TOTALLY awesome!
K. Michelle by KmichelleTea February 4, 2017

Sarah Michelle Gellar 

Known as SMG for short, this actress is probably best known for her work on the cult hit television show Buffy: The Vampire Slayer. She has won several awards, including a Daytime Emmy for her performance in All My Children. She has also starred in a number of movies including Cruel Intentions and The Grudge, and is currently continuing to pursue her movie career.

Sarah has a reputation in Hollywood as being incredibly professional, talented, kind, and smart. She has developed a wide and dedicated fanbase over the years due to her abilities, charisma, and generosity. There are also a number of people who have developed a certain amount of disdain for her, including fans of Buffy who don't feel that she has given them enough attention, those who believe various unflattering rumors about her character, and those who call her acting talent itself into question. Those who have known her and worked with her, however, almost always have only positive things to say about her dedication to her craft, her personality, and her skills.
"(Sarah Michelle Gellar) has been doing this for her whole life, and that could make a person completely strange and...stupid. But Sarah thinks about the whole picture. She could direct. She could produce. She can do all of those things very ably. She's as good an actress as I've ever worked with, and believe me when I say that I am as bitter a man about actors as you will ever meet." - Joss Whedon
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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