Mexskimo

A tribe of Natives who are a crossbreed of Mexicans and Eskimos. Made famous as the inventors of the delectable ice cream treat known as the Choco Taco, which is now sold by Good Humor-Breyers.

As they are neither Mexicans nor Eskimos, they live neither in Mexican nor Eskimo territory. These dirty halfbreeds are doomed to walk the earth until they find an uninhabited land to build their empire upon.

"It's a taco, but it's cold... so was it made by Mexicans or Eskimos?

Neither, man. Mexskimos."

by LordOfTheFlannel June 23, 2010

Mexskimo Bros

When you are eating your delicious, amazing, 5 star mexican fast food (taco bell) in the parking lot late at night and see another bro enjoying his meal.

Me: Wow that rad bro is also enjoying his 4th meal
Jewsh: That makes you guys mexskimo bros
Me: Woaaahhhhh *mental knucks with the other bro*

by chrischudz August 12, 2014

Mexkimo

This appears in MacArthur Genius Award performance poet Guillermo Gomez-Pena's book The New World Border: Prophecies, poems & Loqueras for the End of the Century (City Lights Books) coined in Chicago in the 1990's to mean cold weather or "polar" Mexicans. Mexkimo settlements are found in Iowa, Minnesota, Illinois, and British Columbia and Quebec. Mexican or Chicanos who reside decades in the far north can't stand hot weather after living in the northern states of the USA and Canada.

No way can I stand the San Antonio heat after 25 years as a Mexkimo en Chicago.

This cool summer is perfect Mexkimo weather, carnal.

by March Abrazo July 21, 2009

Meskimo

n. A meskimo is a mix between a mexican and an eskimo.

"Dirty Meskimoan whore!"

by imaprettycoolbrunette January 7, 2005

Meskimo Kiss

the action of rubbing two male crotches together while hugging.

Dude me and Joey aren't just friends. We're super close. I usually just hug or high five friends or people I know. We meskimo kiss. That's what bros do.

by Meskimo Kiss November 1, 2014

meskimo

someone who could easily be one of the following ethnic backgrounds: mexican, eskimo, mongolian, bjork

but is not

is that meskimo? no that must be bjork and nanook's bastard child, a worthy but nontheless sub par impostor.

by meaty hand boy October 18, 2006