Mexiturn 

An illegal left or right turn, in which a driver crosses in front of one or more lanes of traffic traveling in the same direction, thereby cutting off adjacent drivers and causing near-collisions. Refers to the seemingly lawless driving maneuvers of cabbies in Mexico. Most commonly witnessed on multi-lane steets in southwestern U.S. states.

"Chinga! That ignant driver just pulled a Mexiturn and made me spill my forty on my fresh kicks!"

Mexiturn by psychobabble July 30, 2008

Mexiturk 

The proprietor of a Mexican eatery, be it restaurant or takeaway, who is clearly not Mexican, but Turkish in both mannerisms and appearance. Common throughout Australia.

"Chris dude, what do you want for lunch?"
"How about a burrito from the Mexiturk downstairs?"

Mexiturk by Marlboro' Man February 6, 2008