Meter Beater

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An internet multiplayer gamer obsessed with individual performance in group based activities to the exclusion of the overall objective. A player who is so consumed with individual performance excellence in groups, they appear to receive sexual gratification from it.

I am more interested in helping the raid be successful than being a meter beater.

Meter Beater by Krazax April 2, 2009

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2 meter beater

An extremely large penis, the penis equivalent of XXXL.

Girl: Can I see your cock?
Boy: Sure
Girl: You have a 2 meter beater!

2 meter beater by SeahawksFan24 March 27, 2016

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beater meater

the act of beatting your meat till your fuckin little nuts fall off into your bed...constantly.....

larry got damn u fucking fein im tired of you being a damn beater meater

beater meater by db gutta June 28, 2009

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Mater Bater

You Gonna Get Funky Alright...

This is the mater bater y'all very rare very hard to find especially in this condition the tire the treads are all there.

Mater Bater by P. E. N. I. S. November 7, 2021

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memer beaner

Mainly an obnoxious memer of Hispanic/Latino descent. Never shuts up the fuck up about 'Dank' Facebook memes, unironically screams "Normie", watches an abudant amount of anime to an unhealthy extent and is a loudmouthed cunt. Always repeats the same shitty 5 memes and to no ones surprise, they aren't funny except to other cringe-inducing memer beaners. Zero originality. Frequent post-exodus 4chan user. Cancer incarnate.

Think: Dorky fat guy cliche, but annoying.
IQ below ~95

Paco: BRUH! Look at this DANK MEME COMPILATION!! Holy fuck broooo it's soooo funny.

John: Shut the fuck with your unfunny fucking memes before I deport your fatass back to your garbage third world country. Fucking memer beaners I swear.

Paco: SALLLTYYYY!!!

memer beaner by Giga Donkey Dick December 2, 2017

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mater bater

A person that masturbates to his significant other.

That douchebag is such a mater bater. He makes me want to bate to tubgirl.

mater bater by Steve Bater May 13, 2005

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MeterBeater

It beats the meter by just a little bit. Approx: 1 Meter and 1 Inch.

"It is two meterbeaters from here to my locker."
(2 meters and 2 inches)

MeterBeater by Baguji the Great September 10, 2004

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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