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2 meter beater 

An extremely large penis, the penis equivalent of XXXL.
Girl: Can I see your cock?
Boy: Sure
Girl: You have a 2 meter beater!
2 meter beater by SeahawksFan24 March 27, 2016

beater meater 

the act of beatting your meat till your fuckin little nuts fall off into your bed...constantly.....
larry got damn u fucking fein im tired of you being a damn beater meater
beater meater by db gutta June 28, 2009

Mater Bater 

You Gonna Get Funky Alright...
This is the mater bater y'all very rare very hard to find especially in this condition the tire the treads are all there.
Mater Bater by P. E. N. I. S. November 7, 2021

memer beaner

Mainly an obnoxious memer of Hispanic/Latino descent. Never shuts up the fuck up about 'Dank' Facebook memes, unironically screams "Normie", watches an abudant amount of anime to an unhealthy extent and is a loudmouthed cunt. Always repeats the same shitty 5 memes and to no ones surprise, they aren't funny except to other cringe-inducing memer beaners. Zero originality. Frequent post-exodus 4chan user. Cancer incarnate.

Think: Dorky fat guy cliche, but annoying.
IQ below ~95
Paco: BRUH! Look at this DANK MEME COMPILATION!! Holy fuck broooo it's soooo funny.

John: Shut the fuck with your unfunny fucking memes before I deport your fatass back to your garbage third world country. Fucking memer beaners I swear.

Paco: SALLLTYYYY!!!
memer beaner by Giga Donkey Dick December 2, 2017

mater bater 

That douchebag is such a mater bater. He makes me want to bate to tubgirl.
mater bater by Steve Bater May 13, 2005

MeterBeater 

It beats the meter by just a little bit. Approx: 1 Meter and 1 Inch.
"It is two meterbeaters from here to my locker."
(2 meters and 2 inches)
MeterBeater by Baguji the Great September 10, 2004