Metalogical Philosophy

The branch of thought that questions the very foundations of logic itself, asking: why should we be logical? Is logic discovered or invented? And if logic is just a human construct, why does it seem to work so well, most of the time, except when it doesn't? Metalogical philosophy is where you go when you've realized that all arguments eventually bottom out in unprovable axioms, and that the only response to "prove that logic is valid" is to use logic, which is circular. It's the philosophy that leads to either a deep appreciation for the mystery of existence or a strong desire to take a nap.

Example: "After a long discussion about the nature of truth, he reached a state of pure metalogical philosophy. 'If all logical systems are based on assumptions that cannot be proven within the system,' he said, 'then the only logical conclusion is that logic is, at its core, an act of faith.' He then realized he had just used logic to disprove logic, which was logically inconsistent, and decided to become a gardener."

Metalogical Philosophy by Abzugal February 14, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008