Merydeth

Merydeth is the enemy of Orange juice everywhere. Merydeths often enjoy a snack of crickets,but live mainly off of Star Wars references and giant trees. Commonly seen in the company of cats. The bane of her existence is the word "crotch.""D-D-D-STAR WARS!""Crickets is yum!"

That girl is a straight up Merydeth, yo. Did you see her down those crickets?

by Kaytayforever November 15, 2011

Merideth

The most awesome person you will ever meet. Excels at everything.

A: Who is that?
B: Merideth.

A: No way! For real?!
B: Yep. I know her.

by SirFenroy January 1, 2012

Merideth

The absolute worst sight for anyone named “Meredith” because nobody can spell their name right. Merideth is also constantly written on a Meredith’s coffee cups, secret Santa presents, and in emails from well meaning colleagues.

Person: Hey, could I have your phone number?
*hands Meredith a phone where the first name field has been filled out with “M-E-R-I-D-E-T-H”*
Meredith: Merideth is not my name.

by eggsnack August 29, 2019

Merideth

Girl who likes riding a stuffed dolphin for sexual pleasure

A: Man that toy Dolphin smells like a real fish.

B: That's cause my sister Merideth's the shit out of it.

by BodaBing February 3, 2012

Merideth

strong women who are more likely to stay home than go to work.

Merideth, how are you doing Meredith

by strawberryboomjam February 7, 2022

Merideth

Merideth is a good person but bad past! it looks like they NEVER get old! They have the most Beautiful hair!

: Hey is that Merideth!?
: wow Shes beautiful!

by #UrBestie! July 13, 2022

meredeth

Usually blonde and extremely stupid they usually like to lie about who they are attracted too

Meredeth is such a bitch

by butterwolf April 20, 2018