Merydeth 

Merydeth is the enemy of Orange juice everywhere. Merydeths often enjoy a snack of crickets,but live mainly off of Star Wars references and giant trees. Commonly seen in the company of cats. The bane of her existence is the word "crotch.""D-D-D-STAR WARS!""Crickets is yum!"

That girl is a straight up Merydeth, yo. Did you see her down those crickets?

Merydeth by Kaytayforever November 15, 2011

Merideth 

The most awesome person you will ever meet. Excels at everything.

A: Who is that?
B: Merideth.

A: No way! For real?!
B: Yep. I know her.

Merideth by SirFenroy January 1, 2012

Merideth 

The absolute worst sight for anyone named “Meredith” because nobody can spell their name right. Merideth is also constantly written on a Meredith’s coffee cups, secret Santa presents, and in emails from well meaning colleagues.

Person: Hey, could I have your phone number?
*hands Meredith a phone where the first name field has been filled out with “M-E-R-I-D-E-T-H”*
Meredith: Merideth is not my name.

Merideth by eggsnack August 29, 2019

Merideth 

Girl who likes riding a stuffed dolphin for sexual pleasure

A: Man that toy Dolphin smells like a real fish.

B: That's cause my sister Merideth's the shit out of it.

Merideth by BodaBing February 3, 2012

Merideth 

strong women who are more likely to stay home than go to work.

Merideth, how are you doing Meredith

Merideth by strawberryboomjam February 7, 2022

Merideth 

Merideth is a good person but bad past! it looks like they NEVER get old! They have the most Beautiful hair!

: Hey is that Merideth!?
: wow Shes beautiful!

Merideth by #UrBestie! July 13, 2022

meredeth

Usually blonde and extremely stupid they usually like to lie about who they are attracted too

Meredeth is such a bitch

meredeth by butterwolf April 20, 2018