Mergurn

A silly name for Morgan or Morgaritas, like how Jerdurn is a silly name for Jordan. She's funny, nice, and needs staff on this one server. She has this friend who likes looking at inappropriate memes. (because why not?) She respects all, and she does good things.

Oh my god.... it's a MERgurN. (idk)

by Speed ;) July 13, 2017

Mergun

The name you must start calling Megan when your friends make you take a shot every time you say her real name.

*drinking with friends

"Cool story Joe, but did I tell you that I think that Mergun is the most amazing girl ever?"

by 0nLy_5LigHtLy_int3r35tinG April 11, 2019

Mergury

To make the act of merging into traffic as complex as surgury.

Look at all these people trying to cram into this one lane at the last minute possible, Mergury I tell ya!

by Killafornia August 18, 2012