Mercury: my dog just died
His dog: 4 lyfersss 🤪🤪🤪
Mercurys4lyfer (I had to include the word so stfu)
His dog: 4 lyfersss 🤪🤪🤪
Mercurys4lyfer (I had to include the word so stfu)
by TheRulerOfEverything June 16, 2021

Mercurys4lyfer is the hottest person ever. They will make you forgot all your problems by simply just being themselves.
Hey do you know Mercurys4lyfer?
No?
Oh.. *cries because they haven’t witnessed Mercurys4lyfer’s beauty and grace..*
No?
Oh.. *cries because they haven’t witnessed Mercurys4lyfer’s beauty and grace..*
by aviatorlol June 16, 2021
