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Brian Molony 

The usual annoying kid in school. Acts like your friend some of the time, and the other he's just a total loser. He's smart, but just doesn't show it, and he says he's not gay, but we all have our doubts. He also looks like the green teletubby and and hangs out with random people. Brian has NO Dick and is proud to say it from a rooftop. . If anyone sees him in class, you'll know that he get a hella lot of class woodies. Even though Brian is who he is, we will always remember Brian's gay ass.
Ex 1
Me: Are you my friend?

Her: Ehhh....

Me: Why so doubtful?

Her: Well.... Uh...

Me: Tell me! Tell me now!!!

Her: BECAUSE YOU'RE A FREAKIN BRIAN, BITCH!

Ex 2
Me: Do you know any annoying people that are sometimes gay?

Him: Mmmm... Let me think....
Ooh, we all know him.

Me: Who is it?

Him: Brian Molony!
Brian Molony by Andres112233 June 9, 2017
Someone who is amazing.

Synonyms: Beautiful, Incredible, Marvelous, Stunning, Gorgeous
Guy 1: Did you see that woman over there?
Guy 2: Yeah she was so Melony!
A girl that everyone is obsessed with. No one can resist her natural charm for being fucking hot. She cannot walk outside because every couple breaks up; everyone wants to date her instead. She has great taste in music, art, and her ideas on the world are all so spiritual and make sense. Who wouldn't be obsessed with her? A study shows that 100% of people who say they arent are lying.
Im in obsessed with Melony. - everyone
Melony by literallyyou June 1, 2021

Molony fail 

Person 1:Yo that was an epic fail
Person 2: No, that was a Molony fail
Molony fail by amszl February 18, 2009
charming girl with a big sense of humor shy at first but once you get to know her she is so outgoing she makes party not awkward
Omg you wanna be like mellony she is always not awkward
Mellony by Mellony03166 December 16, 2018
PETER: Wow! Pamela is sooooo Melony!

BOBBY: Watch it. Tommy beat the shit out of Greg for getting so titelated over her.

PETER: Yea? But I bet Greg was being Budstupider at the time, right?

BOBBY: True. Good point bro'.
Melony by Bar Bare-All Eden June 12, 2006