Mentalpod 

A gamer's reference to your brain/psyche. It also could be used as the objectified form of your state of mind.

Frying one's mentalpod is not recommended. It is a self-inflicted form of a mental burn-out. Although it is self inflicted. It can be induced by the following catalysts-

Nerd raging, Trolling, and/or getting owned. Getting rolfstomped, Ganked, Pwned, lawled @, Having items stolen, destroyed, or misplaced. Getting out rolled on for items, having their fav. weapon stolen and/or misused. Purposley destroying vehicles that this person may have wished to use. Accidently walking into enemy/friendly fire/grenades/oncoming traffic. Losing duels to lesser geared individuals.

crack is bad for your mentalpod.

Mentalpod by Hexeroth August 23, 2010

Metapodding 

The act of rolling oneself tightly in a blanket so as to resemble the Pokémon Metapod. Used to gain warmth or to immobilize oneself in preparation for evolution.

My heater broke last night and it was freezing in my bedroom. I was metapodding trying to gain some warmth.

Jessie was so tired after a day at school that she metapodded and took a nap.

Metapodding by Wevin February 25, 2013

Metapod 

When your penis gets so hard that it doesn't move.

Before i fucked Jaine my dick pulled a Metapod.

Metapod by Roc18 April 21, 2010

Metapod 

Metapod, a dud pokemon. This pokemon just sits there and all he can do is harden. This pokemon defies the laws of physics to stand up considering its crescent shape.

You have just caught a Metapod.
Metapod was tossed away. (Set "Free")

Metapod by Legs You Legend October 28, 2009

mentalpause 

The gradual decline of one's intellectual capacity that begins at middle age.

A variation of the word menopause.

Grandma's habit of forgetting my name is a sure sign of mentalpause.

mentalpause by Led Zeppole November 16, 2003

Metapod 

(1) A Pokemon that cannot learn any moves besides Harden, and tackle if you've evolved it from a Caterpie. Will evolve to Butterfree at lvl. 10

(2) A useless person who rarely moves outside his house, likes to stay in and his head is impenetrable to matters outside his computer.

(3) A "has-been." Used to go around doing physical activities, but now stays immobile and lazy. May one day become fit again.

ex.1 "Dammit Joe you're like some kind of Metapod nowadays.

ex.2 The celebrity is now a Metapod, but hopes to one day be a Butterfree.

ex.3 "You're more useless than the time my Caterpie evolved to a Metapod!"

Metapod by Vincenzul October 18, 2007

Mentalcourse 

The act of mentally picturing oneself having sex with another person. Common among men.

"Hey look at her!"
"Dang man, she'll make for good mentalcourse later"

Mentalcourse by hey its A September 24, 2008