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A megazip is a measurment of weed. Where a regular zip is only 1 ounce, a megazip contain 116 ounces. One rule to megazips though is if you buy 3+ you have to smoke it all in one day.
Etan: yo man we should buy a zip today were out of don.

Slice Dog: Nah man fuck a zip, lets get a megazip.

Etan: Nah b, 3 megazips

Slice Dog: O SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT we gun b bunnin til the world ends.

Etan: You mean til the day ends ;)
Megazip by Slice Dog August 6, 2012
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Megapipsqueak

Megapipqueak is a submissive furry and is notoriously known for being a gay femboy
dawg is that Megapipsqueak?”
“I think it is”

“zombifyedzero is way better than Megapipsqueak”

“Megapipsqueak is a bitchboy
I agree
Megapipsqueak by zombifyedzero June 27, 2022
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Mbps, megabytes per second is pronounced "Megabips".
They said I would get 500 megabips but my computer says it is only 150. What a rip off.
megabips by mayfieldenator October 3, 2019

Megazinga 

1. A Megazinga Is an illegal communist corporation usually in Africa. 2. The process of which a Russian 12 year old 360 no scopes you with a rocket Launcher in CoD.
1.

Pedophile 1: Wow see that corporation! It is native to the Congo and helps are economy, right!

Person 1: don't get yourself worked up over it, it is a commie illegal Megazinga, they send the money to child soldiers.

Ex 2.

Kid 1: MEGAZINGA BOOK BABY 360 NO SCOPED BITCH AS WOOHOO ROCKET LAUNCHER GO BRRR!!
Asian Mom" Ziyaou Wong the fuck zi yelling about.
*distant crying and sounds of child being spanked with a knife
Megazinga by Admiral Pig Fucker January 31, 2022

megahips 

When a woman has hips that are appreciably wider than her shoulders.
"Damn, dude. That chick would be fly, if it weren't for her megahips."
megahips by ThisIsBill March 31, 2010

megapipe 

a large amount of cannabis loaded into a pipe for consumption
Danny then pulled out a megapipe and began smoking it
megapipe by wardy888 November 21, 2023

Meganipulation

Meganipulation (n): A masterful and unparalleled form of manipulation, executed with extraordinary finesse, strategic cunning, and charismatic influence, exclusively by an individual named Megan. This top-tier psychological maneuvering often achieves its objectives with such subtlety that it goes unnoticed by those being influenced.
Example sentence: Through her meganipulation, Megan seamlessly redirected the boardroom discussion to favor her vision, leaving everyone convinced it was their own idea.