Megalor

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A Megalor is a man who's penis touches the floor when he is standing up.

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In reference to just the penis.
A penis that touches the floor when a man is standing up.

"Wow he was a Megalor"

"That guy had a Megalor"

Friend A: His penis was so long, it scraped the floor!
Friend B: MEGALOR!

Megalor by Megalor March 27, 2007

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Megalor

A Megalor is a man who's penis touches the floor when he is standing up.

Or

In reference to just the penis.
A penis that touches the floor when a man is standing up.

"Wow he was a Megalor"

"That guy had a Megalor"

Friend A: His penis was so long, it scraped the floor!
Friend B: MEGALOR!

Megalor by Megalor March 27, 2007

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megalongdong

oh, you were looking for a fish, right? well look where that got you. mega. long. dong.

i’ve been studying a lot about sharks and i can tell you have a megalongdong

megalongdong by I can’t put my real name August 27, 2021

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megalomeiniac

mega / lo mein / iac

someone who is obsessed with chinese takeout

he's a megalomeiniac because he ordered chicken lo mein seven times this week!

megalomeiniac by NiraMillson January 9, 2017

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Megalovania

The feeling of your sins crawling down your back

After hearing about the bad time they where about to have, they started to experience a sharp sense of Megalovania.

Megalovania by coolskeleton22 May 4, 2016

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megalomentia

megalomania & dementia at once // a portmanteau of megalomania & dementia

Let's hope this megalomentia up on high doesn't cause the launching of nukes.

megalomentia by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ß€₡ʞ March 5, 2020

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MEGAPORN

Megaporn is porn of the highest Caliber . LITERALLY CALIBER! As in when you watch it its like carrying a loaded 50 caliber. Megaporn is porn of the most dangerous level, ejaculation through Megaporn travels 100times faster and 100 times harder and is 100 times more brutal. When watching megaporn You become a serious threat to those around you.

(1) : Where did that hole in the wall come from??

(2) : Probably billy watching Megaporn again.

MEGAPORN by Brutal_Tapir October 23, 2009

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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