Meekael

Now commonly used as a name, “meekael” was a phatic expression used to insult or scold someone who had and homosexual affair with your partner. Now Meekael is used as a name to describe someone who lacks confidence because his name is spelled so incorrectly. The name originates from other languages so they’re is a myriad of spellings however Meekael is the least common and most incorrectly spelled variant similar to how “Michael” is spelled in English. Persons named Meekael often remain abstinent for reasons outside of their control despite having a tremendous amount of libido. They resort to masturbation to suppress these urges. In some rare cases, a Meekael will discover Marijauna and become a super pothead asshole and always leave his phone on do-not-disturb as to not “kill his high” as he proceeds to eat a spicy chicken sandwich from popyes. Those are the worst Meekaels by far.

“Hey Jennie, have you seen Meekael around?”

“Oh hey Hamed! Yeah! He was in his car getting stoned at Popeyes.”

“Oh geez Jennie, we need to get him a girlfriend!”

“You’re right Hamed but he’s always being such a Meekael!”

by Richard Sanchez, Ph. D. Oxford November 21, 2021

Mekaela

An amazing girl that many people love but only one can have.

Mekaela is in love with Logan.

by MissesYou February 7, 2010

Mekaelah

A loving and caring girl who everyone just loves. She can always find a way to make you laugh. She sometimes gets sad but doesn’t show it because she doesn’t want people babying her. She always is the one to go to for relationship advice but she’s still single. She sometimes will do bad things and go on an adventure, and other times she’ll be a good girl that’s chill and calm. She swears when it’s necessary and don’t test her. If you don’t have one, you should get one. They’re are only a few in the world. If you catch one, lucky you.

My friend took me to the movies and we hung out and it was awesome. So Mekaelah!

by Diamond Hitchenburg June 3, 2018

Mekael

Women magnet but also a fuckboy but can be loyal when he wants to be

It’s a Mekael over there looking so sexy

by cute little mama September 21, 2019

Meekel

Once in a lifetime will you meet a person named Meekel he is amazing and funny and nice he's meek

You should be more like a Meekel

by Soccerkel33 June 16, 2016

miekael

Miekael is a Male, well like,socialite, Handsome gentle looking, but very firm when he believe things need a stance. Love sports, very athletic can play any sport an master is. He loves his mother an woman in his family very protective.

Miekael is used as you would use Michael, but is mistakenly pronounced the same way.

by Msprada_3 February 20, 2018

MeKaelyn

A Bad Ass Bitch Who Will Never Need A Nigga #RichBitch

MeKaelyn Is Da Baddest Purrrddd

by The Baddest/Cutest/Greatest June 3, 2021