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meehand job 

The act of using ones tears as lubrication for the purpose of masturbating.
Jimmy was out of the normal moisturizer, so he decided to think about some repressed memories and give himself a meehand job.
meehand job by Dark Knizzle September 29, 2010
It's kinda like a random word,

Use it in situations where you dont know the answer to a question.

Use it to break an uncomfortable silence.

Make up your own version of a story by putting many Meehashes into it.

Use it as a swear word.

If you dont know a persons name, call them Meehash.
1.Dave- Hey wheres my pint?
You- Meehash.

2.G/F- I Love You
You- Meehash.

3. I bellieve Meehash was an old, old, wooden ship.

4. For Meehashes sake!

5. ?- Hey mate, whats up?
You- Ohhh hey Meehash, how are you?
Meehash by Gavin K January 17, 2008

bob meehan 

Some old crazy cult leader that runs teen drug abuse program that are actually scams.
Aw shit, man. Your parents are sending you to a Bob Meehan program? Better bring your checkbook.
bob meehan by Uncle Andy November 5, 2005

Doc Meehans 

a play on the popular Doc Martens brand of shoe, referring to the walking shoes of University of Massachusetts Lowell students under the Chancellorship of former Massachusetts State Representative Marty Meehan. Chancellor Meehan's policies overcrowded the parking lots and sought to rectify the situation by requiring commuter students to park in new overflow lots a mile away from campus (ex. Salem Street Lot), or sometimes in the next town over (ex. Dracut's Pleasant Street Lot).

Similar to the use of "Hoovervilles" in reference to the failures of President Herbert Hoover.
Student #1: "I can't believe I was late to class again. It's bullshit, I was doing Screaming Meehans in the parking lot for 45 minutes!"

Student #2: "Dude, the only thing that's gonna get you to class on time is parking in Dracut and strapping on your Doc Meehans."

OR:

Student #1: "Not only did I get mugged walking back to the Salem Street lot, but I wore a hole in my Doc Meehans! @#$%!"

Ashley Meehan 

The dirtiest Catholic whore in all of North Carolina.
Ashley Meehan by 325whore October 14, 2011