Mechanical rape
How animals are made to have babies without the hassle of breeding them. Most notably done to dairy cows to produce veal calves (males) and more dairy cows (females).
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Person 1: Mmm-mmm-MMM! If veal isn't the tasty thing out there I don't know what is!
Person 2: Even though it was made through mechanical rape? A cow was squirted full of bull semen by a machine to create that veal steak, after all.
Person 1: ...That's gross, I've lost my appetite.
Person 2: I know this place that has great vegetarian sushi, if you prefer.
Person 2: Even though it was made through mechanical rape? A cow was squirted full of bull semen by a machine to create that veal steak, after all.
Person 1: ...That's gross, I've lost my appetite.
Person 2: I know this place that has great vegetarian sushi, if you prefer.
Mechanical rape by Veg-a-LOT May 11, 2010
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