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noun 1 An extremely foolish, stupid or contemptable person. 2 A penis
John is such a meat tool, he blew a whole month's wages on a pair of shoes.

I caught my boyfriend sleeping with my sister while I was at work! He's such a meat tool!

Gillian will charge you only 25 dollars, and you can insert your meat tool where ever you please.
by Mrs Moo June 26, 2010
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