Meakon 

Meakonhead - Someone with a Big Head, Meat Head, Hovis Head, Alien Head. Or just a phrase to Merk someone. Used on the streets on Sarf London

Yoot 1 "Yo blud check dis mook, he got a meakonhead innit" Yoot 2 "Yeah bruv, hes a propa meakon, he gets stuck in doors when he walks through em"

Meakon by S Farmer January 2, 2009

Munching the Mekong 

When performing cunnalingus on a woman whose pubes have heretofore never been trimmed. The experience can best be compared to slogging through the Mekong River Delta c. 1968. The fear grips you. You're back in the 'shit!

Hesh: I met this chick last night. She was hot, beautiful and amazing. I took her back to my crib and we got busy. All was great until I hit the sticky place. Man, she was a beast! I was Munching the Mekong; she was so hairy.

Munching the Mekong by Knucklehead Boy May 5, 2009

Makonnen 

A young man, who is generous and kind, preferably Ethiopian. He is very intelligent and probably spends his time writing poems about his existential interpretations about life.

"Makonnen has a mind like no other, I wish I knew him personally!"

"He wrote a great poem the other day called 'I'm to young to be beautiful', it brought me to tears."

Makonnen by Realonlyok November 16, 2014

MEKON 

A person with a huge bald head and enjoys acting anal about any activity he/she carries out.

A Mekon is always right and will never lose - unless you are a lady and can have your way with him.

Hey Matt, did you see the Mekon Smash?

MEKON by Angel 1 February 26, 2013

Mekonia 

Mekonia is a girl who is a thick,juicy sexy looking girl who often has it with the Polynesian boys. She is beautiful and has thighs like a goddess. She is sensitive and ver emotional and has a habit of falling inlove easily. She has a smile that lights up the room and her amazingly loud laugh. She gets stuck in boys heads all the time because of her beauty and her booty. All her haters have no booty

Mekonia has a nice and juicy booty
That Mekonia must be on crack
Mekonia is mighty fine

Mekonia stole my boyfriend again

All the boys like Mekonia
Mekonia was screaming my name last night

Mekonia by Tau Arthur Lua December 11, 2013

Mekong River delta mudshark 

Generally an asian (Vietnamese, Cambodian or perhaps Filipina or Chinese or Korean even) female that dates a black guy.

I like Dave Chappelle a lot, and he certainly has a nice little Mekong River delta mudshark for a wife.

Mekong River delta mudshark by boi1ermaker September 9, 2011

Melkon 

Armenian for: "MILF Hunter". A male, usually of Armenian descent. Melkons are shorter and have disproportional sized noses, arms, and nipples. Unlike their Armenian peers, they are not as hairy. They love to dance, but when it comes to their love lives, they keep their information private.

Kristen: "Hey Traci, did you see that guy's nipples?"
Traci: Yeah he is such a Melkon...but he sure can dance!

Melkon by Scrappertonian February 12, 2010