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Mcconney

Comes from the family of Onney. They were once believed to have evolved from the manatee, owned by the town oriental wizard, Tuzu. Tuzu believed that his manatee was of special nature in which he had the talent of staring for long periods of time. This talent surfaced especially around female specimen.
Female Manatees, Mcconney
by Frank Mazz July 15, 2010
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McConnellgate

The unscrupulous batteram ram of an intimidation process characterizing the Kavanaugh Hearing.
This partisan travesty of a Senate process will be referred to as McConnellgate at some point in the future.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2018
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Mitch Mcconnell

One of the most despicable politicians on the planet, who filibustered his own bill when democrats agreed with it. And yet, Kentucky still elects this clown.
Person 1: "How bad is Mitch Mcconnell?"

Person 2: "Enough that people refer to him as a turtle."
by senthurmanz July 12, 2017
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Mitch McConnell

The substance excreted when expressing a dog's anal glands.
My dog's been dragging its ass across the carpet recently, must be a nasty Mitch McConnell buildup.
by Werewolf Moms April 4, 2019
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Mitch McConnell

A rare species of tortoise found in the hills of Kentucky that derives pleasure from docking with other male tortai.
My brother and I were hiking and to our dismay, from a distance, saw two hillbillies with their uncircumcised penises inserted into one another but as we got closer we realized it was just a couple of Mitch McConnells.
by Puppychup August 8, 2019
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Mitch McConnell

The Mitch McConnel is a sexual position one can only achieve in concert with a Galapagos Tortoise which results in wrinkly, long lived, but exceptionally unintelligent offspring.
Wow that’s one ugly SOB, one of his parents clearly had a fetish for the Mitch McConnell.
by One With Common Sense September 25, 2019
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McConnellism

Placing party over country, even if it means jeopardizing the integrity of American elections -- while lining the pockets of the wealthy and corporations and enabling a lawless president.
Mitch McConnell was sentenced to 20 years in prison after being found guilty of McConnellism
by dogeared August 3, 2019
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