Dirty Matthieu

When you are supposed to work from home but all you do is watch amputee midget gay porn.

Holy ballsweat, I have been working from home for a couple of weeks now but haven't done a single shit. I'm such a Dirty Matthieu.

by Lord Bucket September 15, 2021

Matthieu Carriere

Commonly known as a strung out homosexual who feeds off the souls of the young. Very mediocre at life itself. Also does not like to pay taxes so he refused to get a job nor move out of his mothers basement. He suckles upon her teet for sustenance and refused to unlatch.

"Did you hear those screams from the basement?"
"yeah its Matthieu Carriere unlatching from him moms teet"

by really come on October 10, 2022

Matthieu

Matthieu is the best human being to have ever existed.

Matthieu's presence makes me dripping wet!!

by definitely not Matthieu November 22, 2021