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Person with a small penis who cannot play tennis
Toby: "You see that guy over there?"
Person 2: "The gay one?"
Toby: "Yeah i beat him in a tennis match earlier"
Person 2: "Haha, i bet he is a real Mathew Aiton"
Toby: "Yeah. And he's from UEA."
Person 2: "Figures"
by Skepi March 09, 2010
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