Jono was so overjoyed that he got into the University of Southern California that he ran back home to masturbrate!

"Everytime i kill a bad guy in COD 4, there's no other way to celebrate but masturbration"
by J0/\/O February 23, 2010
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The act of expressing jubilation through jerking off, either by yourself, or around company.
"Guys I got the Job!" "This calls for a masturbration!" "Circlejerk or Solo?" "Either"
by AnonInfinity September 26, 2014
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