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Master Hand 

The master of all that is existent in the universe of Smash Bros. Basically, he is a giant hand that wears a glove. You can't really expect him to fight clean even if he wears a glove. He's going to poke, sweep and shoot you all day!
Ex: I just saw a giant floating hand trying to kill me!!
Lax: You mean Master Hand?
Master Hand by Jack Spearow April 29, 2008
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Master meat handler 

A man who is either very good at cooking meat or well known for handling his cock with the ladies.
Jay is such a master meat handler he has the ladies lined up around the block.

Shaking Hands With The Puppet Master  

This is a phrase that a gentleman may use to indicate that he is about to masturbate (referring, of course, to the penis as being a metaphor for a puppeteer's hand, with the female being the puppet).
Now with your kind permission, madam, I would like to retreat into the back room and engage in shaking hands with the puppet master. I shan't be long.

Jenkins was feeling very horny yesterday, as he hadn't participated in shaking hands with the puppet master since the weekend.

Grand Handball Master 

Only people of extreme excellence in the art of handball may have this prestigious rank. It is awarded to the experience, wise and the skillful. It takes sweat and blood and the dogging of your enemies and also comrades. This is the Grand hand Ball Master. If your after this rank it takes years of practice and effort. This is only for the skilled be ready if you think you a Grand Handball Master.
Oh my god is that saul the grand handball master. omg wtf geeez

masterhardenough 

"oh shit, Ive masterhardenough!"

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026