Master Hand

The master of all that is existent in the universe of Smash Bros. Basically, he is a giant hand that wears a glove. You can't really expect him to fight clean even if he wears a glove. He's going to poke, sweep and shoot you all day!

Ex: I just saw a giant floating hand trying to kill me!!
Lax: You mean Master Hand?

by Jack Spearow April 29, 2008

Master meat handler

A man who is either very good at cooking meat or well known for handling his cock with the ladies.

Jay is such a master meat handler he has the ladies lined up around the block.

by mack0100 July 21, 2015

Shaking Hands With The Puppet Master

This is a phrase that a gentleman may use to indicate that he is about to masturbate (referring, of course, to the penis as being a metaphor for a puppeteer's hand, with the female being the puppet).

Now with your kind permission, madam, I would like to retreat into the back room and engage in shaking hands with the puppet master. I shan't be long.

Jenkins was feeling very horny yesterday, as he hadn't participated in shaking hands with the puppet master since the weekend.

by Karfungulator October 23, 2007

Grand Handball Master

Only people of extreme excellence in the art of handball may have this prestigious rank. It is awarded to the experience, wise and the skillful. It takes sweat and blood and the dogging of your enemies and also comrades. This is the Grand hand Ball Master. If your after this rank it takes years of practice and effort. This is only for the skilled be ready if you think you a Grand Handball Master.

Oh my god is that saul the grand handball master. omg wtf geeez

by Fatrangabanga August 6, 2018

masterhardenough

When you have masturbated WAY TO HARD!

"oh shit, Ive masterhardenough!"

by SunnyBunnyFrench June 1, 2018