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Master Hand 

The master of all that is existent in the universe of Smash Bros. Basically, he is a giant hand that wears a glove. You can't really expect him to fight clean even if he wears a glove. He's going to poke, sweep and shoot you all day!
Ex: I just saw a giant floating hand trying to kill me!!
Lax: You mean Master Hand?
Master Hand by Jack Spearow April 29, 2008
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Master meat handler 

A man who is either very good at cooking meat or well known for handling his cock with the ladies.
Jay is such a master meat handler he has the ladies lined up around the block.

Shaking Hands With The Puppet Master  

This is a phrase that a gentleman may use to indicate that he is about to masturbate (referring, of course, to the penis as being a metaphor for a puppeteer's hand, with the female being the puppet).
Now with your kind permission, madam, I would like to retreat into the back room and engage in shaking hands with the puppet master. I shan't be long.

Jenkins was feeling very horny yesterday, as he hadn't participated in shaking hands with the puppet master since the weekend.

Grand Handball Master 

Only people of extreme excellence in the art of handball may have this prestigious rank. It is awarded to the experience, wise and the skillful. It takes sweat and blood and the dogging of your enemies and also comrades. This is the Grand hand Ball Master. If your after this rank it takes years of practice and effort. This is only for the skilled be ready if you think you a Grand Handball Master.
Oh my god is that saul the grand handball master. omg wtf geeez

masterhardenough 

"oh shit, Ive masterhardenough!"

Collective 600 pound gorilla 

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.
Word of the Day on June 12, 2026

Team of Destiny 

noun

A sports team/organization that by all conventional metrics should not have success/wins in whatever activity, but somehow by apparent luck they find a way to win.
example: "The 2013-2014 University of Auburn football team was the team of destiny that year that managed to make it all the way to the championship."
Team of Destiny by BIGDADY February 8, 2024
Word of the Day on June 11, 2026