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When during intercourse, right before the girl climaxes, you whip out a straw and put it into her vagina. Once the straw is tightly shoved in, you start masturbating until you can perform a "money shot" into the straw, which funnels down into her vagina.
"Yo dawg, I got a ho and plastic straw from McDonalds! What should I do?"

"Try out a Massachusetts Slurpee, homie."
by B.J. Summers January 27, 2015
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A special type of turd only found in Massachusetts that can be slurped on to enjoy a full rich flavor of pure shit. It is a common snack for any poopaholic.
Man, I love the taste of shit. Go get me a massachusetts slurpee please.
by El Poopstersaurus October 26, 2017
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