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Masquatto 

Masquatto is a made up word, made up by an acquaintance of the person who uses it, whose first name was Mark. The acquaintance simply was making up nicknames for himself and Mark in a game of Worms, and he called Mark Masquatto, for some reason or another. While thinking of a name for use on the internet, Mark remembered Masquatto, and went with it. He's been using that screen name ever since.

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WTF is a Masquatto?
Masquatto by Masquatto (Mark) March 28, 2004
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mosquanto 

a small, usually asian, person who acts or dresses as a native american. mixes the words mosquito and squanto
he was such a mosquanto during history today
mosquanto by biangsung January 16, 2011

hakuna masquata 

Means someone has a nice butt when at the gym, or just in general
Hakuna masquata is when someone has a nice butt at the gym. Butt squat gym

hangin masquito 

tucking your scrotum and testes between your legs so that the person behind you see what seems to be a masquito's face
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Mosquatter 

A male or female parasite that moves in and feeds off their host until the bills are late and the eviction notice is on the door and moves on to the next victim.
"Ol' Prince Charming turned out to be nothing more than a mosquatter when the rent was due."
Mosquatter by Kkirbz75 July 11, 2018

Misquitto 

A GHETTO ASS NAME FOR A MOSQUITO. Mostly used in the New England area.
Yo dude these misquittos are fucking eating me alive
Misquitto by CamPrior July 13, 2011
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