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Mashoof Is very much good at stealing hearts. Senetral brain that Helps Them to make people love them. They are very hot and short people. They have Good hearts And Are Very Good in bed.
Mashoof makes me moan all the time
Mashoof by Mashoof August 26, 2018
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mashoo benzona 

adj. in hebrew: something that is realy awsom and great. mashoo- something. benzona- useualy a curse(son of a bitch) but on that case represent something good
person: the party last night was mashoo benzona!

person: i just got a new playstation mashoo benzona!
mashoo benzona by moran geisenberg August 31, 2005
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mashooganuts 

A special type of nut that sprouts from unusually large male genitalia. Looks especially marvelous when cradled in a loose and baggy pair of sweat pants
"I can actually see his mashooganuts from a mile away"
mashooganuts by Samponanna April 16, 2009
A wholesome man who is sexy and has a large penis. All males aspire to be like him.
Man i wish i was a mashood
Mashood by Heisenberg1294 December 8, 2018
A retarded or mentally disabled way to say the name, "Matthew".
Caregiver: "Come on, Mandy! Let's go to your brother's house."
Mandy: *snorts* "MASHOO????!!!"
Caregiver: "No, your brother... MATTHEW"
Mandy: "Mashoo" *farts*
Caregiver: "Sure hon, we'll go with that.."
mashoo by OrangeChickenGameStrong September 3, 2015

mahoofered 

Battered beyond belief! Well fucked up, no way back to reality!
Your fucking nearly dead, lost in another world, no way out; fucking mahoofered!
mahoofered by Fitz & Jim July 10, 2006

mashoogina 

when a jewish old lady is mad at you and thinks you look weird she calls you that.
"Oy, what do you think i am a mashoogina"
mashoogina by jonny October 3, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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