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Mary Tyler Moore 

Mary Tyler Moore is a very symbolic woman. She was first known on the Dick Van Dyke Show, where she gave him the playful nickname Penis Van Lesbian. She played Laura Petrie (Pronounced Peht-ree), the wife of Robert Petrie and mother of Ritchie Petrie, which was also the name of her son.

Her next Major role was as Mary Richards on the self titled show, 'The Mary Tyler Moore show'. It was a brilliant show, with plot, depth, and wonderful characters. A job at a newsroom with the following : A Fat boss, an idiot anchorman, a hot associate producer (Miss Moore herself), a crazy jewish friend who couldn't stay on a diet, and a blonde with a daughter and a husband who was the secret landlord of the apartment with her.

Miss Moore suffers from Diabetes, and she was an alcoholic. She checked into the Betty Ford centre. Now she is 69 years old. She is a Political Lobbyist for stem cell research, and is a rallyist for the Juvenile Diabetes association.
Who can turn the world on with her smile?
Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
Well it's you girl, and you should know it.
With each glance and every little movement you show it.
Love is all around, no need to waste it,
you can have the town, why don't you take it?
You're gonna make it after all.
You're gonna make it after all.

Jake: Dude. Mary Tyler Moore is hot AND skinny!
John: That's cause she's diabetic.
Jake: Ew. Diabetes.
Mary Tyler Moore by Marlo. January 14, 2006
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Mary Tyler Moore Syndrome 

When someone has "Mary Tyler Moore Syndrome,"
everyone they meet will invariably fall in love with them. The condition is named after legendary actress Mary Tyler Moore, who played the fictional Minneapolis television news producer, Mary Richards, for six seasons on the CBS television network, from 1970-1977. One of the constant themes on that show involved Mary meeting a new man, who would quickly fall in love with her. Of course, by the end of the episode (or a series of episodes), the relationship would take some bizarre turn, and Mary would be a single gal once again.
Kurt is the only guy I know who has ever had Mary Tyler Moore Syndrome. Every man he meets falls in love with him -- hard.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026