Martini Mom

A woman, usually a mother of a teenager, who frequently drinks to make herself feel better about her fake plastic life. Often seen wearing things a 17 year old would be wearing. Usually a victim of extensive plastic surgery for the purpose of making herself look like her teenage daughter. Often sleeps with several men, excluding her husband, who cries at night drinking his wifes martini.

John: Did you see what becky's mom was wearing?

Jill: Yeah she is such a freaking Martini Mom.

Martini Mom by GigiOmoyo October 17, 2008

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Martins Mom

The mom of your friend Martin, who is smoking hot and you don't know how Martin came from such finesse stock.

Martins Mom has got it going on

Martins Mom by Waggawoop March 8, 2024

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Martini Mom • Martin moment • Martins Mom • martina moment • Martini • martini glasses • Martini 5 or 10 • Martini Baby • Martini bar • martini cucking

martina moment

a stupid,funny moment.

dam that was stupid..that was a martina moment right there!!

martina moment by piglet1234 June 23, 2009

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Martin moment

When a dog face ass ginger ass nigga gets some banging ass 10/10 unholy ass vile they/them pussy

Bladee's carreer is such a mf martin moment...

Martin moment by Big Tooksta February 17, 2022

Martin moment

When a lame ass dogface ginger looking brotha gets some 10/10 pussy on his dick and u almost can't believe how vile it is.

- "You heard of my new girl, bro?! She's bussin!!!!"
- "You just havin a martin moment -_-"

Martin moment by Big Tooksta February 17, 2022

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priors

Prior convictions

Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.

priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008

Word of the Day on June 16, 2026

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

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