Marry Christmas

For those who can't spell "Merry Christmas".

Gabeybaby:hey tennis, i just noticed...it's been a yr since u joined sdn...congrats
Tennisball80:Hey thanks ! Oh, yours is in December. I will congratz you then. K, I am writing down on my planning calender. Wow you joined SDN on Christmas ? 12-25-2008
I will say Happy SDN 1 year and Marry Christmas then
KempDrumsalot:Who is Christmas? Is she a nice girl? (Marry means to go to that big church and give each other rings and vow to spend your life with one another, I think you meant merry.)
Gabeybaby:lol give him a break :P

by Tennisball80 from SDN February 16, 2009

Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years

Mess with someone’s head

I want to “Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years”

by MidnightThoughts March 30, 2020

Mary Christmas

When Catholics celebrate not only the birth or birthday of Jesus Christ but also worship the Virgin Mary and all the saints, which the Protestants don’t, because believers are only to look up to the Holy Trinity—the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit—and praying to, or interceding through, anyone or anything else is biblically unsupported or erroneous, not to say, idolatrous.

Millions of Christians who don’t subscribe to the Vatican’s theology that believers could also pray to Virgin Mary and the saints have started to wish their Roman Catholic colleagues and friends a “Mary Christmas.”

by Fasters December 13, 2022

Mustn't Masturbate Merry Christmas

"Mustn't Masturbate Merry Christmas" is a challenge given to mostly men that revolves around that masturbating for all of Christmas Eve and Christmas day. Those who fail are forced to become elves, working in Santa's workshop for the rest of their lives. Those who pass, however, are given 30 minutes to do what they'd like with Mrs Claus, Santa's wife. Most, however, tend to pork her.

Person 1: Why have you been so down recently?
Person 2: I don't know. I just can't find the holiday spirit.
Person 1: Just participate in "Mustn't Masturbate Merry Christmas"!
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: *shows them Urban Dictionary definition*
Person 2: Don't ever talk to me again.
Person 1: *commits suicide*

by Your Materfamilias December 23, 2018

Merry Christmas

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by anonymous December 30, 2020

Merry Christmas

An insult for when a group of girls begins to insult you. It is followed up with “Ho, ho, ho”.

“You’re so ugly!”
“Yeah, Merry Christmas to you, too.”
“Why are you saying Merry Christmas to us? Are you retarded?!”
*turns around to face them*
“Ho, ho, ho.”

by IHadOneJob June 10, 2022

Merry Christmas

What someone says when they just had good sex

After all that merry Christmas everybody

by Taliyahhhh August 8, 2021