Marqueism 

When something is said in dry humor that is ridiculously hilarious; subtle, but over the top.
Slap in the face funny.

The comment about a guy being dressed as a Ninja was complete Marqueism and caused the girls to pee in their pants.

I didn't want to wait outside the club to get in, so with a little marqueism & stealth I walked right past the bouncer.

As he spoke to the waitress about how awesome her job is, his marqueism earned him a free desert.

Marqueism by dom5641 January 7, 2015

marquis de lafayette 

The Lancelot of the Revolutionary set

America's favorite fighting Frenchman

Is taking this horse by the reigns, making redcoats redder with bloodstains

Marquis de Lafayette goes to France for more funds and comes back with more guns. And ships.

marquis de lafayette by SPNHamilFan April 25, 2017

Marqueese 

A cute guy who listens and cares. Makes you feel special AF even if you dont get to see him that much. Patient and sweet as hell even though he has two devils on his shoulders. Wont let you down.

Girl1: Marqueese refuses to spell my name right!
Girl2:Thats okay, he is really sweet!

Girl1: Yeah you’re right

Marqueese by OneMoreCornball October 5, 2018

Marques Monroe 

Musical artist, British rapper

“Marques Monroe has released a new song!”

Marques Monroe by HOMOHIPHOP June 19, 2018

marquis de bod 

This describes one who is sexually kinky but has a great body.

The weightlifter was known as the Marquis de Bod in the bar scene.

marquis de bod by I, Wreckerrr December 11, 2016

Marques 

A boy that can sometimes be annoying , but when you get to know him he can be the sweetest. He can be short tempered but gets over it very quickly. He can't stay mad for long. Also great in bed, very intelligent but also lazy. Tongue game official and willing to prove it. He is very quiet and shy when first met but after getting to know him he warms up to you. He can become a person you easily fall for, loves with everything and is super protective. If you meet one he will be the heart and soul of you and if you lose one then you have nothing left in life...

girl one: wow did you see him

GIRL TWO: yeah he is my boyfriend

girl one: oh that is cool he seems like the type of guy you would fall in love with

GIRL TWO: that is cause he is a marques

Marques by Destiny Baddest March 13, 2017

mercury grand marquis 

Produced 1975-2011
The flagship full-size sedan of the Mercury marque for the entirety of its lifetime that remained almost completely unchanged from 1983 onward. It was the mid-level variant of the Ford panther platform, positioned between the Ford Crown Victoria (LTD) and Lincoln Town Car as a moderately upscale body-on-frame, V8 engined, six-passenger sedan. It was largely marketed toward an elderly demographic that appreciated its decidedly traditional appeal and didn't want to see it changed. Eventually, however, the generation who had kept it in production (and, realistically, the entire Mercury brand for that matter) died off and only a small but fierce band of metro hipster cucks and southern hicks remained to petition its inexorable demise.

Notable features included: genuine fake wood inserts on every single interior dash and door panel, superbly soft dual bench seats for elderly keisters, a chrome-clad three or four speed automatic transmission column-shifter for ease of usage by arthritis-afflicted hands, a capacious trunk to be used for nothing other than hauling bags of hand-crocheted doilies, and an utterly isolating suspension and power-steering system to prevent intrusion of any kind from the outside world during the weekly twenty kilometer per hour joyride to the bingo hall.

Phyllis used to own a blue '99 Mercury Grand Marquis--that is, until she backed it into the Sears display window. Her family always said that car was too much for an old woman to handle.

mercury grand marquis by Vidame April 18, 2017