Marker Kid

A kid who comes to school with markers smeared on his face, and who roars at kids across the cafeteria. This kind of kid wears trenchcoats, fedoras, and he always seems to smell like pot and nicotine.

This type of child enjoys reading Marvel magazines and creepy pasta fan fiction. Beware of the marker.

Girl: "Marker, you're so gross!"
Marker Kid: *Unattractive roaring*

Girl: "Marker kid."

Marker Kid by MarkerKidFandomPage February 24, 2017

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Marker Kid by wtf is a marker kid December 28, 2021

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marketkid

a computer geek, someone who uses the computer 24/7, has no life. LOL.

ay look at that marketkid! lmfao just kiddingggggg, joe! naa. THAN THAT.

marketkid by someone1234 May 4, 2006

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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