Marion High School 

A secondary school based in Marion, Illinois. Though many high schools place the athletic stars at the top of the hierarchy, it is actually the semi-wealthy aspiring to be lawyers or physicians like their parents that have the most influence, being able to purchase the most alcohol and speak without a drawl. Features a horrendous drop-out rate, an undue inflated sense of ego, and a vicious rivalry with Herrin High School. The school colors are blue and gold and the mascot is a wildcat; the theme seems to be "generic."

"I went to Marion High School."

"Oh, so you're either rich or a dropout?"

"Both, actually. Who needs school when your dad owns a dealership?"

" . . . "

Marion High School by Strawberry ShortCult October 18, 2008

North Marion High School 

AKA Cow Patty High
A high school located in Citra Fl, known for being very country. There are so many black girls that block the hallway and yell. They give you stank ass looks. It is a fairly sized school that consists of many great white, black and hispanic people. We all po', we ain't them forest kids. The AICE program is alright, it be tough sometimes. Then some people in there just need to not be in there. They also act like the exams are the end of the world. Lastly, the only other thing going for this place is the sports.

1. Located in Citra Florida
2. YEE YEE
3. The school smells like actual shit
4. It is full of them country bois
5. Guns and Trucks
6. Make America Great Again.
7. It is full of whores
8. The parking lot has all them bois revving their big trucks
9. They all have trucks to compensate for something
10. They all leave to go to West Port High School
11. AICE Honestly half the kids in there are pretty dumb
12. Student Success Time? Is it even a thing anymore. Pride Period?
13. Building 8 caught on fire!!!!
14. In building 8 two reee niggas caught fuckin
15. Nobody knows how to drive

1. Billy: You smell that?

Bob: Yee yee, smells like North Marion High School
2. Rob: What was that?

Kyle: Yee haw, only school in marion county that knows how to play football.(for a bunch of white people)

North Marion High School by Yee yee boi June 28, 2019

North Marion High School 

Cow patty high
located in Citra Florida
bunch of bitches and thots that stand in the halls lookin scary as hell
80% of the people there are crackheads
the teachers are dumb asf
its a country school
people try to be yee yee's
people had sex in building 8
someone caught building 8 on fire
theres a ton of stuck up bitches that think their all that
black bitches give you stank ass looks all the time
theres so many gay people

kate- "what school you go to?'

jess- "North Marion High School, fuck that school"

kate- "damn, i feel bad for you"

North Marion High School by that dumbass girl from ohio October 23, 2019

Marian High School 

A literal day care that gives its students days off because it’s too sunny outside

Prep guy 1: Did u hear about Marian High School’s sunshine day they had off
Prep guy 2: Wow that’s stupid. Mercy is better

Marian High School by prepguy49 April 20, 2022

Lower Merion High School 

A school that spawns So Low wearing, Starbucks drinking, lacrosse playing, blackberry using, facebook addictied, grade worrying, Dave Mattew's Band listening, Platt partying, Shampoo clubbing, Jewish practicing, nice car driving, sex having, weed smoking, mindless alcoholic douche bags that just follow the latest trend and who think they are the celebrities of the world, when in reality, the only people that like them live in the asshole capital of the US, the mainline. And even then, their overly dramatic friends all find ways to hate on each other cause they have nothing better to do.

All the black kids think they are cold, hard gangsters, and all the white kids think they are athletic and suave.

Every one follows the same trends, and noone thinks for themselves.

All kids do on the weekends is drink and then talk about it the following monday like its the first time Julie passed out and the cops came.

People here also go to concerts frequently, but not for the music, just as an excuse to get drunk again.

If you want to hate your life in 4 years or less, I suggest you go to this school.

Typical Attire of a Lower Merion Student

Girl:
Northface jacket
so low pants
uggs

Guy:
sideways college hat
northface jacket
sweatpants
high black nike socks
nike shoes

Typical sayings of a Lower Merion Student

"I guess..."
"Really?"
"I mean..."

Douchebag 1: Yo man, what are you doing this weekend?

Douchebag 2: You know, going up to the Platt, getting wasted and then having sex with five girls, and then I'm going to talk about it Monday in the middle of my Gov class so everyone knows how cool I am, even though I'm an unoriginal asshat who thinks I've pioneered the art of drinking.

Overly Dramatic Slut 1: OMG!!!11one liek i cant believe she would say something like that. What a fucking bitch!! and i cant believe that our english teacher gave us so much work liek, Really?? And i cant believe that johns party got busted!!one1 and how do my so low pants, uggs, and north face jacket look today?

Overly Dramatic Slut 2: I mean, really? I guessssssss. They look great as usual, and yeaaa that was sooo gay I cant wait to get fucked by jonny tonight yayyyy

Guy with a mind of his own: I need to get the fuck out of lower merion high school.

Lower Merion High School by asdf;lkajsdf;lkjasdf March 27, 2009

San Marin High-school 

The literal definition of depression stuck right in the middle of novato CA. You will not find a single happy soul here that isn't on drugs. If you encounter a freshman be sure to hit them with your car or kill them in any sort of way. To quote the school's principal, "the freshman class of 2022is a literal dumpster fire of human beings.”

"Dude i'm in a pit right now, I feel like i'm back at San Marin High-school."
"Darn dude! Meet me at SRJC and we can smoke some pot."
"Nah man I got to college of Marin”

San Marin High-school by Ihatefreshies May 28, 2019

lower merion high school 

While I would hesitate to call Lower Merion a vanguard of cultural and economic diversity, it is an excellent high school for those not lucky enough to attend one the fine private institutions forming the lovely young adults such as my fellow linguist above. Large, wealthy, and full of activity, LM is a public high school somewhere between Newport and Chino, but 100% Main Line.

P.S. Of course, if you're ever in need of barbituates or stolen Malibu rum, you'll want to try Harriton.

I go to LM, I wear Prada, and I do Players.

lower merion high school by Clara April 9, 2005