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A secondary school based in Marion, Illinois. Though many high schools place the athletic stars at the top of the hierarchy, it is actually the semi-wealthy aspiring to be lawyers or physicians like their parents that have the most influence, being able to purchase the most alcohol and speak without a drawl. Features a horrendous drop-out rate, an undue inflated sense of ego, and a vicious rivalry with Herrin High School. The school colors are blue and gold and the mascot is a wildcat; the theme seems to be "generic."
"I went to Marion High School."

"Oh, so you're either rich or a dropout?"

"Both, actually. Who needs school when your dad owns a dealership?"

" . . . "
by Strawberry ShortCult August 24, 2008
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