March 4th 

People born on this day are better than literally everybody else and they are the sexiest most intelligent and interesting people on the planet. They are bowed down to and considered Kings/Queens.

People born on March 4th are incredibly sexy.

March 4th by Kenz!3 October 19, 2019

March 4th 

National fuck ur friends day

Boy/girl: it’s March 4th, you know what that mean
Boy/girl: sheeesh say less

March 4th by Gender-bender 69420 February 22, 2021

March 4th 

Only the people born on this date are sexy

The holiday is called sexy people day and is celebrated all around

Omg today is March 4th it’s sexy day

March 4th by Soimsexysonjdjwbd January 19, 2020

March 4th 

Best girl was born, rest of you can choke

Whoa fiona was born on March 4th, greet her and tell her u love her and give her hugs and gifts

March 4th by thatbitchfio October 15, 2019

March 4th 

March 4th is International Shit on Someone Day. This is the day where you can shit on anyone you want (including siblings)

Person 1: Hey how are you doing?
Person 2: I need to shit
Person 1: Fuck its March 4th
Person 2: Exactly *shits on them

March 4th by YOURMUMTOES December 23, 2019

March 4th 

When the best fella in the world was born (I suggest tryna get him as yours)

Person 1: omg he's born on March 4th go speak to him gurrrl
Person 2: reckon he'd have a threesom with us?

March 4th by March 4th October 19, 2019

March 4th 

March 4th is officially give your girl a hoodie day so boys get a hoodie ready

Girl”it’s march 4th” boy “and” girl it’s give your girl a hoddie day” boy”oh here you go baby”

March 4th by Girls slay March 2, 2020