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The area encompassing the towns of Maplewood/South Orange in New Jersey. An area notorious for its drunken debauchery.
Did you hear a bunch of Millburn kids got beat down? Yup, that's what they get for effin with the MapSo.
by Pootang tang April 14, 2005
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Mapso, the abbreviation of the Maplewood/South Orange area, is a lovely place to live. The towns have plenty of parks for teenagers to sell your children pot, adults not quite cool enough for NYC and not rich enough for Millburn, and . Every wednesday evening during the summertime, bored suburban parents bring their children to the park to listen to other lame suburban parents relive their glory days through their mediocre bands. The local High School, Columbia High, is famous for it's alumnus Jar Jar Binks, it's rat infestation, and a health teacher with far too many convictions to be trusted around teenagers(yes, we're talking about you, Wayne). Even the middle schools are known for they're anti-semitic students and regular lockdowns.
If you're looking for a nice place to raise a family that is within a close proximity to New York City, the Mapso community may be the right one for you, so long as you don't mind living next door to Millburn.
I dropped out of college cause I just missed Mapso too much.

At least we aren't in Short Hills
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by The Schitty Committee October 17, 2016
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