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The ancient art of ornamental ball-scaping.
Joey T was studying abroad in Hokkaido Japan and manscaped his junk before returning to his Boo when his clippers died, thus inventing the Manzai. The next day he shared his creation with his Japanese collaborators in the onsen. They were delightfully impressed.
Manzai by Bilmo stashans June 15, 2019
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When one sails a boat by himself. It can be a male or female - but it is always called mansailing. It is synonymous with singlehandling.
Damn! Look at Conner mansail that C22.
mansail by twis May 28, 2009
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Manzai • mandaid • Manaia • manai • Manzi • Manaiya • manlai • manmaid • manzana • Manzana Lift

Ray Manzarek 

The organist, keyboardist, keyboard-bassist for the 1960's and 1970's LA rock band The Doors. Ray attended UCLA film school with Jim Morrison and they formed the band in 1966. When singer Morrison was too drunk to sing, Ray would take his place for him. Thats right; he played the organ, keyboard-bass, AND sang at the smae time!!
Ray's also pretty much the studliest person to ever wear Ray Bans, period.
T: "Ray Manzarek is the most intense guy in the world."
M: "He's gotta butt-chin and sum massive sideburns."
T: "Bet he's hung like a camel though!"

Manzana Lift 

the best soda in the entire world.
Manzana Lift by iheartmexico August 3, 2007

Manyaise 

noun;

1) A hand-churned greasy gob of man condiment, usually applied to a vertical cheeseburger.

2) A quantity of semen.
Dena was giving Steve a handy in the parking lot, but he accidently shot his manyaise in her hair.
Manyaise by apaterso May 1, 2009
A version of a bra specifically designed for men.

Created by Frank Costanza and Cosmo Kramer on the television comedy Seinfeld.

Kramer wanted to name the new device a bro while Frank wanted to name it the "manziere". They couldn't agree on a name and the invention failed.
If you're a man and you have large breasts, you need a manziere for support.
manziere by RexGibson March 11, 2004
Small pieces of duct tape or masking tape used to control bleeding in the absence of sterile bandages.
Keith spent hours putting down a new floor, stopping only briefly to apply mandaids after he injured himself.
Mandaids by Tagz September 5, 2010
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