mantoddler 

A Mantoddler is a best friend that you can always count on and is always there for you. They are extremely sweet and amazing best friends

This is my Mantoddler and I love her so much!

mantoddler by Abbs8D January 18, 2021

Hakuna Matoddler 

It means no babies, for the rest of your days. A pact made between friends to restrain from ever producing offspring.

"Yo, Pumba, how many kids do you want to have?"

"Timon, Hakuna Matoddler! What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matoddler! Ain't no passing craze
It means no babies for the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matoddler!"

Hakuna Matoddler by Ernesto Babyless August 17, 2011

mactoddler 

noun: Derogatory term for a person who (often exclusively) uses Macintosh computers.

Gosh, did you hear that Lisa got yet another MacBook? She's such a mactoddler.

mactoddler by Opusman November 29, 2016