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a Mankrob is the act of placing your stretched out anus over the penis of a somehow unsuspecting male (perhaps sleeping nude, or drunk and has been undressed.) It is a mankrob regardless of whether orgasm is achieved, although there is a certain element of emphasis on the orgasm of the victim.
sleeping peacefully on the couch, Kyle had no idea David had pulled out his schlong and Mankrobbed him until it was too late.
Mankrob by MisterSpeed August 15, 2006
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MankoBot 

A Multi-Purpose Discord bot with loads of potential.
"MankoBot is all kinds of fun!"
MankoBot by mankru September 17, 2017
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Mandrobe 

A nick name for THE crappest music teacher on Earth. Few people suffer from Mandrobe and are actually taught music at high school, but the unfortunate few have to suffer the BO, terrible singing, imensly bad keyboard playing and of course the testicle chair.

Those who have never met the beast will not understand this but if you have had the misfortune to have met Mandrobe you'll know exactly what I mean...
Hamish: Mandrobe was chasing me again down the music corridor.
Ron: Really? Why? was it to make you sing for her?
Hamish: No worse, she wanted me to push her testicle chair!
Mandrobe by WizardS March 5, 2010

mandrobite 

A monk or nun that lives in a monastery.
Do you subscribe to the view that mandrobites should remain celibate for life.
mandrobite by uttam maharjan December 31, 2011

You the birthday

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Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
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church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
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honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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