It is how a woman preceives a man when she needs heavy duty physical chores done. In proper order, it's a cross of the words man, animal and able. Skinny, weak or unwilling men do not qualify as a manibles. It is a respectful title of distinction. To be a manible, the man must enjoy doing the work, and the woman must be grateful for having him help her. Unlike honey-dos, these are chores a woman can not physically preform. It takes a man to do it.
A woman would say to a man, "I need you to lift these heavy boxes and put them over there. You're such a good manible."
by Kit Carson December 25, 2009
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The complete guide for the man’s man
Rule 1: Never say you’re sorry unless there is something in it for you preferably sex.
Rule 2: when picking a mate be careful what you ask for. I am firm believer in the boob belly theories and if you have not heard of it go’s like this. A women’s breast size is directly connected to the future size of her belly in short a big breasted women has a 87.5% of having a big belly.
Rule 3: Always keep at least 51% of the power.
Rule 4: Never successfully complete a household chore unless you are planning doing it for the rest of your life.
Rule 5: Try not to interact with your mates girlfriends they are only looking for flaws to be used against you when you least expect it.
Rule 6: Men shall not cook if there is a woman on the premises unless it is outdoors and there is a cooler of beer close by or you just returned home after a long nite of drinking or there is chili involved.
Rule 7: Maintain a list of your success and your mate’s failures to be used in case you are losing an argument. (caution use carefully)
Rule 8: Rain checks - never hold on to a sex rain check for more then 48 hours because
They lose value quickly
Rule 9: If your mate doesn’t work the relationship won’t work ether.
Rule 10: When living with a women that you are not sure is the one always maintain a separate mailing address to avoid the common law status
The complete guide for the man’s man
Rule 1: Never say you’re sorry unless there is something in it for you preferably sex.
Rule 2: when picking a mate be careful what you ask for. I am firm believer in the boob belly theories and if you have not heard of it go’s like this. A women’s breast size is directly connected to the future size of her belly in short a big breasted women has a 87.5% of having a big belly.
Rule 3: Always keep at least 51% of the power.
Rule 4: Never successfully complete a household chore unless you are planning doing it for the rest of your life.
Rule 5: Try not to interact with your mates girlfriends they are only looking for flaws to be used against you when you least expect it.
Rule 6: Men shall not cook if there is a woman on the premises unless it is outdoors and there is a cooler of beer close by or you just returned home after a long nite of drinking or there is chili involved.
Rule 7: Maintain a list of your success and your mate’s failures to be used in case you are losing an argument. (caution use carefully)
Rule 8: Rain checks - never hold on to a sex rain check for more then 48 hours because
They lose value quickly
Rule 9: If your mate doesn’t work the relationship won’t work ether.
Rule 10: When living with a women that you are not sure is the one always maintain a separate mailing address to avoid the common law status
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You then use this purchase as a holding point to pound away at your lucky partner.
Can also be done while going at it doggy style. Making it the "Rear Mandible Pound"
You then use this purchase as a holding point to pound away at your lucky partner.
Can also be done while going at it doggy style. Making it the "Rear Mandible Pound"
Guy 1: So you get lucky with that girl last night.
Guy 2: Man, she was a filthy bitch. Made me mandible pound her. Then said she liked to be choked out.
Guy 1: Sweet.
Guy 2: Yeah. So then I switched to the Rear Mandible Pound for more leverage.
Guy 2: Man, she was a filthy bitch. Made me mandible pound her. Then said she liked to be choked out.
Guy 1: Sweet.
Guy 2: Yeah. So then I switched to the Rear Mandible Pound for more leverage.
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As Joe was walking hope the other day he realized the odd sensation of chicken flavor in his mouth... Low and behold followed by a small piece of chicken. "What the crap! Mandible morsels!" he said to himself.
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