Man Droppings

Nicely packaged round turds. Resembling deer turds.

Boyfriend: "I just left some man droppings in there."
Girlfriend: "I know, I could hear the plops from the living room!"

by McSlappy April 10, 2011

man drippings

(n.) refers to the spunk dripping out of a bloke’s knob after coming hard. Often found in underwear, inside trousers, on towels, on Kleenex, inside used condoms, and frequently upon bedding, among other places. Some people lick them up if the knob is still accessible. Can be found near wherever a bloke has splooged.

After power fucking Bill, my man drippings were all over the couch.

He must have had a huge cum. His man drippings ran from the crotch of his trousers down to his knee!

by Frozen Alien October 15, 2024