Malphas

A tight arsed demon that can't handle any type of situations other than by demonizing. Also a sort of excrement that you can find coming from 'farts'. a Little shit particle that floats around in the air after blowing wind.

"DEMONIZE"
"Particle man, particle man, doing the things a particle can!"
"also know in Swedish as "fan du""

Malphas by Mr Dallywoo September 24, 2004

Malpas 

Really busy/ stressed

I am so malpas today.

Malpas by DWyre123 December 2, 2018

Malpass 

-Noun

1. Ancient Mayan word for Wit

2. "innate power"

3. well endowed

"Did you see when Gary dropped his pants the other night, he had a right Malpass dick"

"You know Jim he's so witty I'd mistake him for a Malpass"

"that guy looks to have innate power must be a Malpass"

Malpass by Madam Slap Ass February 19, 2009

Malpassed 

To become drunk beyond ones ability to think,walk, speak clearly, and do basically anything remotely normal is referred to as getting "Malpassed" It originated from Cole Malpass, an avid drinker who knew no limits.

I got totally Malpassed last night

Malpassed by Lazy lary November 15, 2010

malkhasyan 

A beautiful Armenian last name which is not very common. This person whoms last name this is, is very smart and fun to be around. If you mess with them in a mean way they will get back and/or never forgive you. She/he is also very funny if you are in your limits, once you start offending them, she/he will just leave and not say much to you. They are super flexible and not in a “body” flexible way. Instead they are flexible in life, if you need to change the schedule they will be hurt but will adjust to it. They are also very organized and neat. Most likely, if you walk inside their room or somewhere they are in charge of, you will find it all clean and neat.

____ Malkhasyan is a very smart and we should give her/him this job. I think she/he will be perfect for the job.

malkhasyan by theoneandonlyjmmssubmitter November 29, 2018

malpheasants 

1. (prim. def.) Wrongdoing or wrongful acts by certain large birds of the order Galliformes while acting in an offcial capacity.

2. (alt. def.) Wrongdoing or wrongful acts committed against certain large birds of the order Galliformes while acting in an offcial capacity.

Volunteer Deputy Constable (and part-time unarmed sporting event security enforcement officer) Russell Peabody committed an act of gross malpheasants (alt. def.) when he planted some throw down grass-seed-based scat near two colorful male Galliformes in a crude (and disgusting) attempt to justify their arrest (and prompt death by BBQ) pursuant to trumped up allegations of petty malpheasants (prim. def.) involving the unauthorized consumption of a partial ruck-sack of county grass seed from the football field maintenance shed during the local Punnischt, OK, high school's annual trouncing by the visiting "Fight'n Pheasants" from West Lafarge, OK.

malpheasants by texlex61 January 29, 2009

malphabet 

The alphabet, starting with “M”.

“Sir, please say the alphabet starting with M.”
“Malphabet.”

malphabet by MaybeARealWord April 5, 2021