Mahobee

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A Mahobee is a rare type of "pleasure" apparatus or more commonly known as a "sex toy" that is inserted in ones anal with great difficulty and pain. Can only be found in certain areas around the world. It can sometimes be found in Bondage and Discipline, Sadism and Masochism (BDSM).

It apparently originated from ancient weaponry used thousands of years ago and has "developed" over time though it's appearance may say otherwise.

Person 1: What the hell is that?!

Person 2: It's a Mahobee
Person 1: Ok, we are NOT doing this

Mahobee by mari_poppins June 19, 2009

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God damn mahabee

Extreamly dry, awful, ugly, and lack of skill; basically roasting the shit out of someone

Thomas McCluskey's basketball skills are dryer than the God damn mahabee

God damn mahabee by Mclovin Jarjingle March 18, 2017

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Mahbeer

An AMAZING boy, super funny and really nice, has an awesome sense of humor and has the best hair. Not always nice to his/her siblings but should be, and gets all of the girls, and has a huge co*k

MAHBEER is hot and made me laugh

Mahbeer by Hamna_109192 November 23, 2021

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mahbeer

An AMAZING boy, super funny and really nice, has an awesome sense of humor and has the best hair. Not always nice to his/her siblings but should be, and gets all of the girls, and has a huge cock . He has a jerky personality and disturbs everyone with his dumb ass jokes but still everyone enjoys it

Mahbeer is not that hot

mahbeer by Hamna_109192 November 23, 2021

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Mahabeen

The light of the sun

She is mahabeen

Mahabeen by pastel.vfx November 21, 2023

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mahabeen

Mahabeen which means most funny and smart and it means math expert

She was math at mahabeen

mahabeen by pastel.vfx November 21, 2023

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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