Magic J 

the name given to junior grimes since he’s a dancer and ex male stripper. Magic J is his stripper name.

aka “Dirty Darnell” , junior grimes is known for being a male stripper as he became one to help him survive through college when he was broke and bored.

Magic J is the hottest piece of ass you’ll ever see, the way that white boi J moves is like that of a sex god, one must never underestimate the moves of junior grimes aka “Magic J”

Magic J is possibly a twist on the title “magic mike” but since this is J grimes we’re talking about then it’s appropriate to call him magic J

EXAMPLE;

Magic J: *enters room*

Woman: wooo! Magic J! Take off your shirt let’s see dem abs! *drools*

Magic J: *takes off shirt and pants*

Girl 1: *wets panties*

Magic J: yea I got it locked down! Check this

*proceeds to bust a move*

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Magic J is the stripper name for Junior grimes (junior the egomaniac)

Magic J by Reggie capers December 4, 2021

The Magic Johnson 

It's when your fucking a bitch doggy style and during the act you whisper in her ear "I have AIDS" and see if you can hang on for the shot clock!!!

It was so funny I pulled the Magic Johnson on that bitch and she cried!!! LMAO

The Magic Johnson by Matty Punani March 3, 2010

Magic Johnson's Johnson Gambit 

The well-known and liberally discussed philisophical debate on whether or not it would be worth one billion dollars to suck on Magic Johnson's HIV infected cock until completion on live television.

It is generally acknowledged that, of the two camps, those of the opinion that it is worth the one billion dollars are not affected by further augmentations to the wager for the sake of humiliation (for example, ass to mouth, or ass to goat to mouth, or ass to goat to contestant's mom, to mouth, etc...)

Alex said he'd take the Magic Johnson's Johnson Gambit, cure aids, execute anyone who's ever seen the video, and cackle with maniacal cachinations as he fucked Natalie Portman nightly in his custom sex dungeon, the likes of which Gary Gygax has never seen.

Still, everyone would.. know...

Magic Johnson's Johnson Gambit by Scottee Mac November 25, 2010

Bishop Don Magic Juan 

1. Former pimp, now ordained preacher and religious advisor to Snoop Dogg
2. That guy in the green hat from Old School

Q.) Hey, is that Bishop Don Magic Juan over there with them tricky-ass bitches?

A.) Hell yes it is; that guy is a total pimp!

Bishop Don Magic Juan by Fadeproof John Beautiful April 28, 2005

Magic Johnson AIDS 

Same as regular AIDS, except that symptoms of the disease are held at bay by the virtue of the afflicted person possessing substantial wealth, thus being able to afford expensive cutting-edge treatments. As a result, the disease is rendered virtually non-existent while the patient enjoys a normal, uninterrupted life.

Thanks to a combination of promiscuity and my trust fund, I am happy to announce that I have Magic Johnson AIDS.

Magic Johnson AIDS by barfstormman December 30, 2010

Magic Jack 

The art of performing oral sex or a hand-job to sleeping man without causing him to wake. A proper magic jack should involve clean-up as well, leaving the reciepient all but unknowing of the night's transgressions.

I woke up feeling great this morning, even after 16 Budweisers and a handle of Beam. On cloud nine all day, couldn't figure it out. Then my girl told me she magic jacked me after I passed out last night! Mystery solved!

Magic Jack by Beatsauce June 5, 2009

magic johnson 

A basketball legend who revolutionized the game, but who's career was cut short when he contracted HIV. For a basketball player's game to be compared to Magic Johnson is a high honor.

Oh, snap! Did you see homeboy pull off that no-look behind-the-back pass? That kid's the next Magic Johnson!

magic johnson by D.L. Crosse January 21, 2007