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A Maarek is a kind soul, beloved by his friends for his self deprecating humor and never fails to make you laugh. He has terrible immune system, and often falls ill with the sniffles before large social events. Most commonly known for his inability to pleasure a woman to climax, he often disappoints in the bedroom.
Jess: “I hooked up with a Maarek last night”

Andie: “Oh, that bad?”
Maarek by ZiggyPalffy November 23, 2021
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- a gurl whos got a sexxay ass
- a stunnah
- farthest thing from being a "fatty"
Ed: "Hey bro, did u see ur gurlfriend today?? Just sayin, shes a Maarika!!"
Joe: "Yah bro I saw her! CUTE AINT SHE!!"

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Maarika by sophielout November 7, 2011
Marek is a kind, funny, and thoughtful introvert who is also there for you. He will always listen and is always supportive of your thoughts. He is very smart, but is humble and never admits to how great he is. Marek loves everyone, and rarely judges. He may seem shy, but he is always interested in what you have to say, and just needs to get to know you more. Marek may be short and shy, but he will become your closest friend if you let him close.
Hey look, it's Marek. He's cool!
Marek by GenericUsername_ March 19, 2019

Pulling a marek 

Taking everything way too seriously and personal
Pulling a marek: It was only a joke, please don't pull a marek
Pulling a marek by loick October 23, 2020
Usually male name. Marek is as cool as Napoleon riding an AT-AT. His alcohol tolerance is infinite. He makes you smile even when he doesn't want to. His morning breath smells like roses fertilized with unicorn poo. He makes the best popcorn in the world, he serves it with guacamole. You wish you would be just like him, but you know that with great coolness comes great responsibility.
Damn, I'd turn gay for Marek and his ass.
Marek by xxXelaXxx May 30, 2016
The kindest boy you'll ever meet. He's a sweet, thoughtful introvert who could be there for anyone if need be. Marek is a tall, tan track runner and has the ladies chasing after him. Marek often has amazing skill at mathematics, and you could just tell that he's going to go far someday.
Girl 1: Look at that guy over there, who's he?
Girl 2: That's Marek, isn't he amazing?
Marek by chicagoskyline January 3, 2013