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A Maarek is a kind soul, beloved by his friends for his self deprecating humor and never fails to make you laugh. He has terrible immune system, and often falls ill with the sniffles before large social events. Most commonly known for his inability to pleasure a woman to climax, he often disappoints in the bedroom.
Jess: “I hooked up with a Maarek last night”

Andie: “Oh, that bad?”
Maarek by ZiggyPalffy November 23, 2021
Words you can keep
To be unbelievably hairy
Tan loves the maalek chicks.
Related Words
Maarek Marek maalek maarkesh Mareka Mareko Maahek Maare Maaref maarei
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- a gurl whos got a sexxay ass
- a stunnah
- farthest thing from being a "fatty"
Ed: "Hey bro, did u see ur gurlfriend today?? Just sayin, shes a Maarika!!"
Joe: "Yah bro I saw her! CUTE AINT SHE!!"

woah hot stuff
Maarika by sophielout November 7, 2011
Marek is a kind, funny, and thoughtful introvert who is also there for you. He will always listen and is always supportive of your thoughts. He is very smart, but is humble and never admits to how great he is. Marek loves everyone, and rarely judges. He may seem shy, but he is always interested in what you have to say, and just needs to get to know you more. Marek may be short and shy, but he will become your closest friend if you let him close.
Hey look, it's Marek. He's cool!
Marek by GenericUsername_ March 19, 2019

Pulling a marek 

Taking everything way too seriously and personal
Pulling a marek: It was only a joke, please don't pull a marek
Pulling a marek by loick October 23, 2020
Usually male name. Marek is as cool as Napoleon riding an AT-AT. His alcohol tolerance is infinite. He makes you smile even when he doesn't want to. His morning breath smells like roses fertilized with unicorn poo. He makes the best popcorn in the world, he serves it with guacamole. You wish you would be just like him, but you know that with great coolness comes great responsibility.
Damn, I'd turn gay for Marek and his ass.
Marek by xxXelaXxx May 30, 2016
The kindest boy you'll ever meet. He's a sweet, thoughtful introvert who could be there for anyone if need be. Marek is a tall, tan track runner and has the ladies chasing after him. Marek often has amazing skill at mathematics, and you could just tell that he's going to go far someday.
Girl 1: Look at that guy over there, who's he?
Girl 2: That's Marek, isn't he amazing?
Marek by chicagoskyline January 3, 2013
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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