MMACG 

1. stands for Massive Multiplayer Ad Clickathon Games. A game like farmville or skeeball are great examples of this type of game. 2. Having to click more in a game then actually think of why you are clicking everytime.

Farmville, Skeeball... many Facebook applications. An example of not a MMACG that could be easily misunderstood is Cursor X 10. CX10 is actually a game that requires you to think where you are clicking.

MMACG by Arkerz August 9, 2009

mmaged

mmaged= mma + engaged

adj. when a great looking woman gets engaged to a steriod sandwich eating, no neck having, mma fighter who will choke the shit out of someone and give them cauliflower ear if you speak to there woman.

great conversations with said woman with other guys can be listed as retarded. mostly because the other male has a much larger penis, much funnier and does not get roid rage.

male 1:dude, jeff got choked out and woke up with a cauliflower ear and shit in his pants

male 2: no way, what happened?

Male 1: remember that hottie amanda?

male 2: yeah.

male 1: well she got mmaged.

male 2: oh i see, that cage fighter caught them talking together.

male 1: hell yeah he did. called him retarded, drove from florida to north carolina and choked the shit out of him!

girl 1: oooh, I remember him, he was always so funny, charming and good looking, not to mention enormous penis he has

mmaged by jrcuteeingoff November 29, 2010

MacGuyverism 

The uncanny ability to use ones surroundings to overcome any situation. Exceptional improvisational skills a must. Quick wit and creativity also play a major role in MacGuyverism.

I shall get us out of this situation, for I am a master of MacGuyverism!

MacGuyverism by Jeremy Harrison May 25, 2006

MACGAMUT!!

To scream out in frustration and exhaustion after working far too long on something that may or may not help you in the long run.

f**k you you son of a b* program...I hope you die and eat whoever assigned me this stupif homework!!!.....DIE MACGAMUT!!

MACGAMUT!! by Justin C. Barrett December 9, 2008

Macgyver 

Someone who can jump-start a truck with a cactus.

Macgyver by Yul August 20, 2003

macgyvered 

To use the seemingly useless trinkets and objects in your close vicinity together to accomplish an otherwise impossible task.

So I took my shoelaces, tied them together, lassoed the gas petal (with a paperclip), slid a wrench down it (to change the direction of force), threaded it through the steering wheel, and attached it to the door handle, so when I opened the car door and jumped out, the force from opening the door would cause the car to let on the gas and drive towards the men with the bazookas, letting me escape.”

macgyvered by Mark Hoye July 8, 2005

Macgyver 

v. To inexplicably overcome a perilous situation through the skillful use of random or otherwise unrelated objects.

Dude, I'll Macgyver that shit.

Macgyver by Detroit Rock citeee September 26, 2010