MK46 

The Fabrique Nationale MK46 is a Light-Machine Platform variant of the M249. Developed to meet the U.S Special Forces requirement of imitating the functionality and reliability of the standard M249.
It is essentially a Belgian oriented, Fully-Automatic Machine Gun utilized for its deadly onslaught of suppressive fire upon a target. The recoil when firing is actually quite low. And with such a high cyclic rate of fire, this weapon is very deadly in Close Quarter Combat(CQC). YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE DOWN RANGE WHEN THIS PLATFORM IS FIRED IN YOUR DIRECTION.
It possesses a forward rail that can accommodate red-dot scopes, laser designators and flashlights. It also accommodates a forward pistol grip and has a detachable titanium bipod.
-Fires the Standard NATO 5.56 x 45mm round.
-Weighs in at 15.44 lbs.
-Overall length is 36.22in.
-Utilizes the 100 round box magazine.
-Fires at roughly 800RPM.

"There is no difference when being hit by either an M249 or MK46. Picture your mid-section struck by approximately 63 of the 100 rounds sent down range in your direction. They are equivalent to M4 Carbine rounds. It feels very uncormfortable. Make sure to surrender when we approach you, do not raise your firearm in our direction."

MK46 by 3rd Ranger Battalion March 2, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004

disney money 

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.

Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."

disney money by Big CU December 27, 2007