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MIFID Acronym: Mother I'd Fuck If Drunk

Pertaining to a MILF who doesn't quite meet the "Stifler's mom" grade.

Ropey milfs that you would only sleep with after hitting the brandy (because you drank all the lager)
"You slept with Ryans mum? Man, she's a total MIFID, you must have been wasted! Was she good?"

"I can't remember."
MIFID by Tim_shady September 25, 2009
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Mifinbop 

Mother I'd fuck if no better option present
"Really? You don't want to bang Janice?"
"Not particularly, she's a total mifinbop. Janice isn't hideous but I'd rather try seeing if Molly will give me a shot, she's much cuter"
Mifinbop by Calmtits88 September 16, 2017
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MIFID mifidget MiniDisc mufid MiFi Mifing minidick Minidot MiniDroogie Minidu

Milidrawal 

a symptom where one would experience major depression when he or she has not seen Millie the dog for several days
Man, I haven't been to the Brewery for so long, that I'm going through some major Milidrawal right now.
Milidrawal by JT TL March 14, 2019
A small camcorder-oriented variant of the family of digital DV videotape format. Invented in 1995 by Sony and Panasonic. MiniDV tapes record in 60 minutes on SP mode, and also in 120 minutes on LP mode. It was a popular format for camcorders, and allowed camera makers to reduce size of their video cameras.
"I have my own MiniDV tape where i've traveled to Paris." - Some person
MiniDV by Ryan900USAYT April 20, 2022

MiFinding 

When someone spends all their time on the social networking app MiFinder, to the point of addiction.
Guy # 1: Hey where's Sally gone?

Guy # 2: She's still upstairs MiFinding! She need to get a move on as we're leaving!
MiFinding by AMd May 4, 2013

MiniDisc 

the most versatile, high quality recording system available
You want to record that?
Use MiniDisc.
MiniDisc by yorrick hunt May 27, 2008

mafidash 

When you need to leave a situation. When you are in an awkward scenerio and you just need to get the heck away from that person you can say I need to Mafidash.

It stems from the Jamaican Potois dialect but was invented by a truly progressive white girl.
I don't want to be here so I am going to mafidash out of here!
mafidash by cdot fdot March 10, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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