machoke 

Rockhard monster dick

his machoke destroyed my insides

machoke by dynodick February 18, 2015

Machole 

- noun

1. A user of Apple Macintosh products who exerts his/her snobby, self-appointed superiority in speech, glances, facial-expressions or general attitude.

a. A type of asshole (v.7)

2. A Mac user who thinks they're better than you because of their electronic consumption habits and lets you know it whenever they can.

3. Anyone with an Apple product (iPhone, iPod, Mac Book, etc.) who bought purely for the *perceived* cool-factor or entertainment value.

a. see also: "sheep" - "lemming"

Person 1: "Hey, I need a hand with this design project. I can't get this file to open properly."

Machole: "Oh, I see your problem. You shoulda bought a Mac."

Person 1: "No, I've done it before, I just don't know why it isn't working right this time."

Machole: "Still. It'd be better on a Mac. I could spend a good 30 minutes telling you why Macs are better, but I gotta get going. See ya later."

Person 1: "What a Machole."

Machole by waxrascal October 26, 2009

machoegotism 

A sadly incurable condition, usually occuring in young men. The sufferer of machoegotism strikes up an extraordinary relationship with himself (possibly due to excess masturbation) that results in the sufferer falling in love with themselves. They are incapable of replicating genuine feelings for others, though they attempt to hide their emotional vacuum by imitating feelings or responses.

Treatments are being developed as you read this but scientists believe a cure is some way off. For now, temporary relief may be gaining by a sniff knee to the happy sacks or by telling them, in a way that is impossible to not understand, to fuck off.

"That guy defintely suffers from machoegotism. He displays all the symptons."

machoegotism by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

machoking 

This is a sex-position where the man chokes the female from behind and rams his penis in the vagina. And at the same time yells MA-CHOKE MA-CHOKE.

Machoking is a sex-position where the man chokes the female from behind and rams his penis in the vagina. And at the same time yells MA-CHOKE MA-CHOKE.

machoking by kellekion February 5, 2014

machode 

A swaer in punjabi meaning fuck your mother

machode kuthi
Motherfucking bitch

machode by apna July 18, 2003

machode 

fuck ur mother
ma mean mother
chode means sex

machode by punjabibytch September 17, 2003

machosexual 

A straight man who exudes masculinity, virility, and strength, but expresses it not through crass behavior but rather through a desire to provide for his family, or community. He often will work with hands, and have physical attributes such as facial hair, and a muscular physique. These characteristics are not as highly refined as a metrosexual however. The musculature of a machosexual is likely to not be as defined, or obtained strictly for appearances. The facial hair of a machosexual will also be less controlled.

Vince Vaugn's character in the movie "The Breakup" is a classic machosexual.

The New York Fire Department is full of machosexuals.

machosexual by Ty June 19, 2006