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A guy who has an unstable relationship even though he is single.
OMG! That guy is such a lum-ped.
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by Lumped_is_number1 October 06, 2017
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A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.
After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.
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I started to dump her after dinner but she started rubbing my thigh, so instead I said it mid-coitus. I think it was her first time getting lumped...
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Fucking a man, woman and or alien while getting dumped by them even though your having an affair with Bethany but Susan doesn’t understand why the FUCK CAN’T I KISS HER LIKE, YOU ARE BETTER WITH SEX SHE IS BETTER AT BEING KIND AND THOUGHTFUL. GOD
while I had sex with INSERT USERNAME HERE, INSERT USERNAME2 came in and saw that I was at the bottom so she was mad and lumped me
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by BEAN LAD December 16, 2019
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